Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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