Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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