She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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