Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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