The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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