its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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