whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
