you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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