Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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