I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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