I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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