is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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