he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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