it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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