absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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