Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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