I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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