Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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