I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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