Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
this is an emotional support booty call
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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