saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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