you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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