It's just like the Real World with babies
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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