batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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