I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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