You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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