you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
we're so committed to being not committed
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