you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
