Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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