The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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