not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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