He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
