at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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