why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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