If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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