I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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