she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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