you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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