No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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