Sry I called you an 8
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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