I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
