ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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