Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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