So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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