I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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