Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
My vagina just clenched in fear
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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