Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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Do I have a choice?
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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