i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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