She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
false alarm. still invincible.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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