I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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